Oh, So That's What That Really Means

That’s what I meant
(phrase)
What you said made more sense so I’m taking credit for it

Soup

(noun) something your mom makes for dinner when she is too lazy to make anything else.

The result of when your hair needs a wash or a straightener .

To make out with someone for 2 hours while some random movie plays along in the background.

Something nice to say to someone you know you’re never going to see again.

A midgets way of of saying “Hello”.

Whatever

F*@# off and leave me alone.

Television

(Noun)
The only place where there are a million shows on, but you still can’t find something to watch.

Cosplay

Skinny teenage girls dressing up as disney characters.

Dog.
(noun)
The reason food always dissapears if left unaccompanied.

lol

Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.

Crutches

(noun)

Things that make people be nice to you.

Fuck (phrase)

Used when you forgot to your homework. And can’t think of any new excuse.

Bored

Forgetting your phone before you go poo.