Getting paid to eat food and watch TV while someone else’s kid takes a nap.
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I get it
A phrase put to use when you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.
tooratchetforyhu: on instagram: is your name idefinition?
I have no Instagram and I dont plan on having one soon.
Anyone posting these pictures on Instagram is taking them off here.
School Reunion (noun)
A meeting where it takes you only 20 seconds to realize why you haven’t seen those people for 20 years.
