May 2013
2 posts
Do you make all of your pictures?
yes, but only the ones that are not user submitted
April 2013
12 posts
Babysitting (noun)
Getting paid to eat food and watch TV while someone else’s kid takes a nap.
Congratulations to
for being my 10,000th follower!!
Please private message me to receive your prize
I get it
A phrase put to use when you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.
December 2012
1 post
on instagram: is your name idefinition?
I have no Instagram and I dont plan on having one soon.
Anyone posting these pictures on Instagram is taking them off here.
July 2012
11 posts
School Reunion (noun)
A meeting where it takes you only 20 seconds to realize why you haven’t seen those people for 20 years.
Break Up
She told you it was mutual.
Hand Sanitizer.
Helps find cuts that you never knew were there.
Thursday
The Day you could have sworn was Friday.
