May 2012
4 posts
Let's watch a movie (phrase)
To make out with someone for 2 hours while some random movie plays along in the background.
May 1st
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April 2012
15 posts
We should hang out soon ! (phrase)
Something nice to say to someone you know you’re never going to see again.
Apr 30th
67 notes
Apr 29th
164 notes
Microwave (noun)
A midgets way of of saying “Hello”.
Apr 28th
59 notes
Whatever
F*@# off and leave me alone.
Apr 27th
41 notes
Television
(Noun) The only place where there are a million shows on, but you still can’t find something to watch.
Apr 26th
46 notes
Cosplay
Skinny teenage girls dressing up as disney characters.
Apr 25th
16 notes
Dog. (noun) The reason food always dissapears if left unaccompanied.
Apr 24th
30 notes
lol
Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.
Apr 23rd
32 notes
Crutches
(noun) Things that make people be nice to you.
Apr 22nd
47 notes
Fuck (phrase)
Used when you forgot to your homework. And can’t think of any new excuse. 
Apr 21st
45 notes
Bored
Forgetting your phone before you go poo.
Apr 20th
22 notes
Compliment
A phrase that the recipient almost always believes to be a lie. 
Apr 19th
74 notes
Dwight
The real reason you watch The Office
Apr 18th
48 notes
wasted-nation asked: grammer: the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit ;-) I dont know if you already have it :-)
Apr 9th
88 notes