Oh, So That's What That Really Means

month

July 2012

11 posts

School Reunion (noun)

A meeting where it takes you only 20 seconds to realize why you haven’t seen those people for 20 years.

Jul 13, 201264 notes
Break Up

She told you it was mutual.

Jul 12, 201215 notes

Hand Sanitizer. 

Helps find cuts that you never knew were there.  

Jul 11, 201277 notes
Thursday

The Day you could have sworn was Friday.

Jul 10, 201274 notes

Jul 09, 2012122 notes
Keyring

Device to be able to lose all your keys at once.

Jul 07, 201250 notes

PMS

(adjective)

A boy’s first thought when talking to a rude girl

Jul 06, 201277 notes
Retard

A word that is used to describe anyone but the mentally disabled

Jul 05, 201281 notes
Period (noun)

The excuse girls make to eat as much as they want and do as little as they wish. 

Jul 04, 201287 notes

boyfriend (noun):

A person who 90% of the time annoys you, and 10% of the time makes you forget the 90%

Jul 03, 2012171 notes
Food (noun)

The only reason you leave your bedroom.

Jul 02, 2012160 notes
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