A meeting where it takes you only 20 seconds to realize why you haven’t seen those people for 20 years.
She told you it was mutual.
Hand Sanitizer. Helps find cuts that you never knew were there.
The Day you could have sworn was Friday.
Device to be able to lose all your keys at once.
PMS
(adjective)
A boy’s first thought when talking to a rude girl
A word that is used to describe anyone but the mentally disabled
The excuse girls make to eat as much as they want and do as little as they wish.
boyfriend (noun):
A person who 90% of the time annoys you, and 10% of the time makes you forget the 90%
The only reason you leave your bedroom.