Oh, So That's What That Really Means

My friend’s mom misses her a lot since she’s gone to...

dicksneeze — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:55:43 -0400

My friend’s mom misses her a lot since she’s gone to college, so she carries around a laminated picture of her and takes pictures with it wherever she goes…

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dicksneeze — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:20:27 -0400

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dicksneeze — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 19:40:41 -0400

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dicksneeze — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:20:41 -0400

Babysitting (noun)

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 19:40:44 -0400

Getting paid to eat food and watch TV while someone else’s kid takes a nap.

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dicksneeze — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:20:43 -0400

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dicksneeze — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:56:00 -0400

Congratulations to

gogurtpopo

for being my 10,000th follower!!

Please private message me to receive your prize

I get it

pikachw — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:40:19 -0400

A phrase put to use when you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

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dicksneeze — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:20:41 -0400

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dicksneeze — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:40:21 -0400

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dicksneeze — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:20:40 -0400

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dicksneeze — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 20:58:54 -0400

on instagram: is your name idefinition?

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:50:55 -0500

I have no Instagram and I dont plan on having one soon.
Anyone posting these pictures on Instagram is taking them off here.

School Reunion (noun)

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 19:59:18 -0400

A meeting where it takes you only 20 seconds to realize why you haven’t seen those people for 20 years.

Break Up

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 19:49:35 -0400

She told you it was mutual.

Hand Sanitizer. Helps find cuts that you never knew were there.

irrelevant--cunts — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:57:01 -0400

Hand Sanitizer.

Helps find cuts that you never knew were there.

Thursday

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:55:01 -0400

The Day you could have sworn was Friday.

indieanerin — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 19:57:00 -0400

Keyring

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:55:03 -0400

Device to be able to lose all your keys at once.

PMS (adjective) A boy’s first thought when talking to a rude girl

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:00:54 -0400

PMS

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A boy’s first thought when talking to a rude girl